Ode to a Moron

There's a chap named Raavan
His job is to summon
Everyone in his little zoo to flock

He's hit town from Delhi
He says it's for the sake of his belly
Actually...
Everyone there refused to suck his boring cock

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Ever since he's come to Mumbai
He's been on his ass, sippin gallons of chai
Playing a know-it-all-sonovabitch

He's oh-so-fickle
Prod him, he'll feel a tickle
Then get back to being an asshole
(he's an expert at which)

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The dude needs to get on his paws
Explore the world, go break some (his) laws
And start afresh with a new perspective

Forever being in office has made him crazy
He can't think rationally; maybe he's lazy?
Or pro'ly he's gotta brain that's defective

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Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the most idiotic of 'em all?
Yup, that's right...it's faeces-faced Raavan

Go back you schmuck, then I'll croon hallelujah!
Take away all your muck, nobody here wants to do ya
Well, I've run my creative juices dry
Um..So I'll curtain this rhymey with Amen.